MY YEARLY EXAM
Went to the doctor for my yearly physical.
The nurse starts with certain basics.
"How much do you weigh?" she asks.
"135" I reply.
The nurse puts me on the scale. It turns out my weight is 180.
The nurse asks, "Your height?"
"5 foot 4," I reply.
The nurse checks and sees that I only measure 5'2'.
She then takes my blood pressure and tells me it is very high.
"Of course it's high!" I scream, "When I came in here I was
tall and slender! Now I'm short and fat!"
She put me on Prozac.